Something you call your friend jokingly or to someone you hate not jokingly (however they probably wouldn't understand) A cockwaggler can mean many different things... we still haven't figured out exactly what it means. also the origin for cockwaggler was a video of a dog wagging its tail in between its legs and it looked like a fuzzy cock.
Leo: Vincent you are a cockwaggler
Vincent: *metal gear solid alert sound*
yeah but spelt chronically incorrectly
Commonly used by Binkle
Me: "Like could I ring you up if I do bike there?"
Binkle: "yeag"
Me: "I'm putting yeag in the Urban dictionary"