mariospenis

Sooo Big!!! Beyond perfect

Marios penis is soo big it turns me on

12👍 10👎

jock

Person dedicated to sports...date and f*ck cheerleaders or any girl they want

that jock is awesome...i ll totaly f#$k him

36👍 103👎

Meow

A word used to alert nearby friends that you have just spotted a hot chick, and are now awaiting their aproval. Very similar to Garth's, (From Wayne's World) "Shwing!"

Mario: "Meoooowwww! Meow at 9 o'clock?"
(Friend quickly nods)
Alex: "MEOOWWWW!!!"

Mario: "Meow, damn she fine!"

41👍 47👎

Von One Hour

A person that seemingly requires approximatley 60 minutes to complete simple tasks.

"Hes been in the bathroom for an hour, that guy takes an hour for everything"

3👍 1👎

ginzo

A derogatory slur against a Sicilian.

These God damn ginzos are so dark you would think they work in a coal mine.

417👍 184👎

fatdaygo

a hideous smelly italian loser who has neither a job nor a car

Anthony Tarescavage

3👍 4👎

Accountability

The Ability to Count

To be able to count

28👍 51👎