Tah-Poozie

When you mastuerbate to orgasim, and Poop at the same time.

After eating Taco Bell, and watching porn, it was the perfect time to Tah-Poozie

11👍 20👎

Yi

That asian kid who plays counterstrike for hours on end and still knows enough to help u cheat in every subject.

Goddamit Yi. You friggin asians know everything.

397👍 154👎

iklo

good, exceptionally good. jump up and down and wet your pants good. that joygasm of no-work-all-play that jack so utterly adores.

"nah it's all good; i borrowed my brother's jacket. wha--HEY! a TWENTY! ...iklo!"

12👍 3👎

kev car

a car with modifications on it to make it look fast when it isnt. they are usualy about 15 to 10 years old and are driven mainly by gay, weak scallys who cant read and think they can beat up everyone cos they can drive and actually like dance music

some gay scallys were driving their kev car and it was so crap it fell apart

11👍 15👎

YEAH YEAH

Orignated by the Roseville 5 and spread from there, slang for something going wrong in and saying it in extremely sarcastic way.

If you spill your milk all over yourself. YEAH YEAH!! also adds to the sarcasm if you say... YEAH YEAH, thats, what i love.

9👍 38👎

Dick Cheney

A verb indicating an action whereby someone looks out for their own interest regardless of the consequences, and then later if it becomes an issue either disappears or changes the subject (usually by banging the war drum so loud that nothing else can be heard)

When Tom asked Suzy about the warts on her pussy, she Dick Cheneyed him and started talking about how bad she wanted him.

His oil contacts with Iraq were Dick Cheneyed as soon as the administration decided a war would make people forget they didn't have jobs.

3312👍 494👎

bonus

1. a reach around

2. an unexpected occurance (positive or negative)

1. the gay guys bonused eachother

2. positive :i aced my test! bonus!
negative: that test bonused me (notice past tense signifies negative)

30👍 44👎