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touching cloth

When the prairrie dog pops it head out of the burrow and is almost headbutting the undergarments.The time immediately preceeding the arrival of a brown trout

fuck i'm touching cloth.We'd better find a toilet soon or i'll lay a nest of dogs eggs in my fucking strides

by MATT February 29, 2004

196πŸ‘ 111πŸ‘Ž


Asskickar

One who kicks copious amounts of ass.

Brigham Ass Matt is an ass kicker.

by MATT January 16, 2004

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


D-Town

fuckin dallas baby, mike jones and paul wall also see H-Town

G-Town killaz

by MATT June 13, 2004

96πŸ‘ 159πŸ‘Ž


Nut Funk

The term used to describe the unpleasant odor of sweaty, unwashed testicles after a few days.

"Man I got to take a shower, I don't want Krissy smelling the nut funk"

by MATT December 6, 2003

46πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


chavver

Kappa-wearing good for nothing (Cheltenham)

There's a bunch of chavvers hanging around in the park drinking cider

by MATT September 28, 2003

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Bounce-Back-Ability

The word was first used by Crystal Palace manager Ian dowie after his teams 3-1 home win against Wimbledon on. Saturday 31st January.
For this word to get into the english dictionary it must be used by a wide range of public.
Most famously is was used in the houses of parliment by a top MP!

My team showed real Bounce-back-ability today.

by MATT October 23, 2004

30πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


sporn

Noun- Concatenation of "spam" and "porn." Anyone with a Hotmail account (or any email account for that matter), has their inbox filled with "sporn."

Matt anxiously checked his Hotmail inbox for relevant email from his honey, but alas, it was filled to the brim with unncessary SPORN.

by MATT December 24, 2002

67πŸ‘ 225πŸ‘Ž