theodin

Omg l337 Realmer 1rl

Theodin: OMG I PWNED you 1-1 FoD
Amalgam: I know i suck alt-2

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smerff

To leave or pass out after a long night
or
To spill/drop things on yourself or others

Yo guy i gotta work tomorrow so i think im going to smerff

"Yo did u spill your drink?"
" Ya man I smerffed on myself"

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gapish

A style of clothing characterized by a classic, conservative, clean cut appearance.

Monica said, "Damn, Matt looks so gapish with his khaki pants and sketcher shoes.

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mixed messages

A situation in which a person is receiving verbal or nonverbal cues that seem to contradict each other, from another person. Typical reactions to this behavior are confusion, anger, and a willingness to cease communication with the person.

A friend tells you he wants to remain "just friends," and then proceeds to call you every day, text message you twice a day, and express how much he misses you on a regular basis.

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chodangle

the art of chodangling is when a male or female licks the dangleberries off their partners chodacauseing ejaculation or orgasms because the pleasure is just too much

Man, last night i chodangled jimmy johnsons mom.
Dude your girlfriend is a maddd chodangle.

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fallace

a device used by women to pleasure themselves

adam: "my fallace is stuck in my ass greg"
greg: "dude should if i stick my dick in your ass, will that help?"

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t-rex

One of the worlds Fattest porn stars. She had a cameo (like many) in the b-grade movie 'Orgasmo' by Matt Stone and Tray Parker.

Extremely Disgusting to look at, and i bet he/she/it doesn't smell to good either.

Ref. Orgasmo. Garden Of Eden scene.

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