midget

some people say my dick looks like a midget between my legs. but, acually, there simply tiny little people that have little man sindrum. normal tall people enjoy making fun of these small people. i know i like to....

dude midget is so small yo momma uses his whole body as a dildo

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Pedro the Lion

Band led by indie singer/songwriter Dave Bazan. He sings rather depressing, yet beautiful and honest songs about life and the drama that surrounds it. Currently signed to Jade Tree records.

Pedro the Lion is the best depressing music.

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conan the republican

Governor of Caleefohnia. see governator.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is Conan the Republican.

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tums

a chewable substance, high in calcium and used to combat the belly fire

belly fire? Pound six tums and come meet us at the bar

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tahitian

adj. of the highest quality; great, awesome, or super sweet.

Damn, that shit was tahitian.

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hoey

hoey is a person with a very small rod.

that kid has such a hoey

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walahi

commonly used by somolians at silverthorn colligiate, meaning i swear to god.

walahi give me a dollar
walahi say walahi
walahi give me my hat back

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