stock

1) Having an item in your possession that is ready to be sold and/or shipped out to a consumer.

2) A car that has no performance modifications on it. Most street racers who race with American muscle cars or high end European sports cars claim that their "stock" cars will beat any "moded" import from Japan. 99 times out of 100, they are right.

1) Yes, Mr. Smith, that item is in stock. OR Sorry, Mr. Smith, we're out of stock for that item.

2) Little Billy tried racing a stock Geo Metro against a stock Ferrari.

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stellar

1) a word used when something is most excellent
2) a song by Incubus

1) Dude, that show was fucking stellar.
2) How do you do it? Make me feel like I do. How do you do it? It's better than I ever knew.

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stellar

To be totally awesome and amazing and cool and special and super

Being brought back by Ms. Emily of Brown College fame @ UVA

OMG those cookies are so stellar they could even be called keen

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Man Bath

When a man needs a bath, he doesn't fill up the tub, he just turns the shower on and sits in it.

Teddy - What a day, I'm going to go take a Man Bath.

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grunger

someone who thinks they are an individual which makes them dilluded as they listen too similar music and wear a similar thing to any other grunger

a grunger said "you laugh at me coz im different"
"no i laugh coz you think u r"

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terard

A dyslexic retard.

TERARD - "?Ahve ouy eesn ym tsapler"

COUNSLER - "Shut the fuck up, bitch or I'll fucking beat your face in with a hammer."

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yiu fai

A chinese guy, usually with extremely straight hair, who rides the Faraz Wheel. A "yiu fai" usually smokes monkey pole, but is known to be neither straight, nor gay, nor bisexual.

Hey yiu fai, your hair may be straight but you aren't.

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