ashlee simpson

1: The utter epitome of "fake", "wannabe", and "poser" all in the same instance.

Wow, even Billy Idol was no ashlee simposn.

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Washing the Sidewalk

The act of unloading on the sidewalk for amusement and watching others slip and fall in your skeet.

I thought I'd wash the sidewalk for this old bitch walking down the street.

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Coach Z

Someone with an overberring midwestern accent.

The Coach Z could hardly use the letters O or E.

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Fiddin'

Getting ready to; In the act of preparing for a future activity.

I'm fiddin' to get my swerve on.

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bangin

sometimes use by white kids wanting to be black to talk about their girlfiends and such.

(white kid)ralphie: You what up dog...
(ALSO WHITE)john: not much B
ralphie: man i gotta go back to my crib dog my girls there and she bangin

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swish

Swish is this old dirty, shitty tasting homemade liquor that you can barely get into you.

But my fuck does swish ever get you some drunk.

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sidewalk

No such thing, it is a pavement

I can't be bothered to say the word pavement any more

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