mmmgay

Expression used to say how "gay" something is but masked with a "mmm" at the begining so it isnt to obvious.

Used mostly in classroom. Yet now many know what it is and how now lost its effect

Teacher: "tonights homeworks is..."
Student: "mmmgay?"
Teacher: "What did you say?"
Student: "Nothing."
everyone laughes at teachers stupidity.

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kiss mine

It's short for "KISS MY ASS"

Friend says: You're a faggot.

You say: Kiss mine, asshole.

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Hard Niple-Tightis

When your niple has a pimple on the inside of it. Or, your niple is just hard.

I've come down with a case of Hard Niple-Tightis

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testicles

A place gay guys like to suck on because they can feel the softness of the scrotum.

Why are you looking at my testicles in the shower during gym?
I've got an idea, let's have gay sex in the gym!
All right!

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sgt.pumpass (sergeant pumpass)

1.One who acts stupid. 2. One who acts extremely homosexual.

Who's Sgt. pumpass over there? Shut up sgt.pumpass!

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Teabagger

One who slaps another person in the face with their nad sack.

I just teabagged your sister

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vagina

The female sex organs and genetalia. Often desired by persons of the opposite sex and sometimes of the same sex. Also the butt end of many jokes.

Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
The Dude: Oh yeah?
Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.

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