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cock gumball

This saying originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. It was first used when discussion the unfortunate actions of a particular young man's friends.

"Stop being such a cock gumball."

"I'll be a cock gumball."

My jeans were stuck to my pimpled nut...due to my cock gumball.

by MATTHEW May 2, 2004

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Dumbass

Person and or persons, who look up and use a word and or words from the urban dictionary, these people need to learn how to speak correctly or get the fuck out!

" That dumbass needs to learn how to speak, I couldn't understand a fucking word he was saying"

by MATTHEW March 25, 2005

9πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Yargh

verb
an upward smack to the top back portion of the recipiants head. 1)it must contact with the place where the bird nest bald spot usually appears. 2)the pirate must shout YARG at the top of his lungs while performing a yargh

1) if someone was to jank the spare tank of gas from yer motor scooter, you go up to the gas pirate and exclaim 'why i aughta yargh you fer that!'
2)never yargh yer mother

by MATTHEW February 21, 2005

15πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


cartonic

car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat's face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.

antonyms: reality

1. I stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions.
2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.

by MATTHEW November 19, 2005

9πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


douthie

Mr DOuthie is an IT teacher at Mazenod

"Hi Mr Douthie, your my teacher!"
"Thanks matt, I am..."

by MATTHEW November 18, 2004

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Karebear

The most kick ass bestfriend a guy could ask for. See also "Chicklit" and "Raverzdelite"

Messing with my karebear is bad for your health.

by MATTHEW April 20, 2004

81πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Hatchy

A little man with Green, Purple or any other coloured hair. Smokes and drinks plenty and has scratched balls.

Jeff is his best mate see Jeff for definition on Jeff

"Hatchy got his nuts scratched today"
"Jeff thought it was funny"

by MATTHEW November 26, 2003

6πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž