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squibbon

A creature evolved from the modern squid, that has developed a concrete social structure and has taken to swinging through the trees like a gibbon. In 200 million years, the Squibbon will inherit "civilization" from we petty vertibrates.

Featured on the BBC's "The Future Is Wild"

"The squibbons swung from branch to branch, their boneless tentacles allowing complete flexibility in mobility"

by MATTHEW February 11, 2004

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


-ykins

Usually an attachment to a name.
Often used as a term of endearment.

calling to your friend brad you may say: Come here Brad-ykins!

by MATTHEW November 14, 2003

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


ShitBitch

A young cumguzzling metrosexual, often employed at places like Starbucks or the local art museum.

That's a nice new scarf you have there, ShitBitch!

by MATTHEW January 30, 2004

24πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Deliver us from Eva

I would NOT want to date or be anywhere NEAR a woman with Eva's character because she is a serious bitch.

Now I know why the movie was called "Deliver Us from Eva", because the bitch is evil incarnate.

by MATTHEW July 15, 2003

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


makaio

means matthew in hawaian

personnal name

by MATTHEW December 26, 2003

83πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Ja Rule

A stain in your underwear caused by insufficient wiping.

I had to do an extra load of laundry to get the Ja Rules off my whites.

by MATTHEW November 1, 2004

1533πŸ‘ 363πŸ‘Ž


preppy

Preppyness (yes, a its a word) is not a theme or fad, its a lifestyle, one that has been passed down in well to-do families along the east coast. Primarily these states are Maryland and Massachusetts. In Maryland, the most preppiest cities are; Bethesda, Potomac, and Chevy Chase. The preppies are only considered preppy if they attend the following schools: The Heights School, The Oakcrest School, Holy Child, Visitation, The Landon School, Bullis, Georgetown Prep, and Stone Ridge. Other schools are public and shitty. The guy preppies always wear their collars up, plaid shorts crisply ironed, and their j.crew flip flops. For the girls, their collars are also flipped up, their 8" Abercrombie & Fitch skirts low on the waist (revealing their hip bones)and their designer flip flops. In their hair they usually wear a plaid or striped bow. When traveling, preppies usually drive in the following makes of cars (nothing older than a 1995, seriously now) Mercedes, Land Rover, Jaguar, and of course, Jeep Wrangler. For the weekends, the preppies usually congregate at ones large palatial estate and discuss how great our life and friends are.

That girl isnt wearing her collar up, she must go to public school

by MATTHEW June 3, 2004

30πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž