guacamole

any amount of fecal matter in a vagina.

i told Jessica not to whipe back to front, now she's got guacamole all over her taco.

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cooch burn

Razor Burn of the Cooch Area

Oww my vag hurts because my razor was so dull it gave me cooch burn

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squibbon

A creature evolved from the modern squid, that has developed a concrete social structure and has taken to swinging through the trees like a gibbon. In 200 million years, the Squibbon will inherit "civilization" from we petty vertibrates.

Featured on the BBC's "The Future Is Wild"

"The squibbons swung from branch to branch, their boneless tentacles allowing complete flexibility in mobility"

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uncle jesse and the oslen twins

plain shitty

man that band sounds like uncle jesse and the olsen twins

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kerplinkerdinker

Any amazing technique whose name you can't pronounce easily; an astounding skill or ability that someone has.

Derives from the English-language dub of the anime "Rurouni Kenshin", in which Lynn Fischer was prone to (understandably) flubbing the pronunciation of Kenshin's sword techniques.

Then he dove at his enemy, and unleashed the....kerplinkerdinker!

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Jskie

A long, wet fart. Especially in a public situation.

Man, did someone just do a Jskie?

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waggamomma

A Waggamomma has Baby Hands, Baby Feet, Scared of almost everything..just like a little kid. A sweet, beautiful, charming, generous, good-humored, good-natured, heavenly girl named Raquel. Some call her Raquel, some call her Kel, I call her mine.

and waggamomma

I miss and E> my waggamomma.

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