broken pipe

when one has too much gas and a fart goes off inside before it has a chance to escape the ass.

oh no, i just got a broken pipe, damn that CiCi's pizza.

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dick spazm

a name for a penis that has a spazm whilst in pre ejaculation...may grow up to 14" if come shot is at a high speed

worzels dickspazm sent his balls into gasheads face as he thrusted in his open wide wet pre cum filled mouth

gashead ''ohh worzel my face feels so numb''

worzel ''oh never mind deer my sex wee will make u better

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milk helmets

Breasts, boobs, titties, sweater puppies, etc....

"Check out those gigantic milk helmets!", said Kevin.

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Doobery Ferkin

Is a doobery's mate. Used again by the famous security guard Uncle Keith this phrase is used often amongst his doobery friends.

'How are you my Doobery Ferkin?'
'OI Doobery Ferkin'
'You aint my Doobery Ferkin'
'F**k off you Doobery Ferkin'

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supersexamatastic

Any person, place, or thing that is sexy to the extreme.

Matt is one supersexamatastic dude.

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piggy bank

1)To diss 3 guys using all their beats combined.
2)To ask to get shot
3)To say(In not so many words) I want a very talented rapper by the name of Jadakiss to air my ass out.

Clickity Clank, Clickity Clank, the money goes into my piggy bank.

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wakeboarding

Watersport where a skier is towed behind a boat using a rope and is similar to snowboarding except on water. You can do sick tricks off the wake of the boat such as the tootsie roll, scaracrow, etc. It's the only tight watersport.

"Dude lets take you boat, hit the lake, and bust out some major air wakeboarding!"

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