Lacquer Head

one who sniffs paint and other harmful substances for that crazy 5 second high

That friggin lacquer head passed out again on carbeurator cleaner.

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chivel

Verb.
To pay off a debt in a smaller denomination of currency than the loan was originally made in, thus leaving the creditor with small change where he once had a note.
Often the small change, if accepted by the creditor, disappears on trivial purchases before the full loan is re-paid, meaning he never really recovers the debt's full worth.

Tom: Here's 10p for you, Mike. Now I only owe you £19.90p.

Mike: Hey - I told you when I lent you the money that I wouldn't stand chivelling. The smallest I will accept are £10 notes.

Tom: Ok Mike, I'm sorry. I'll never chivel a debt again.

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asdf

Used when an appropriate title cannot be ascertained. Or: In the subject bar of an email when no title is deemed worthy.

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bobby crosby

Great MLB player who some jackass @ urbandictionary.com decided to hate on. Probably a Pirates fan who is mad that Crosby was a better rookie last year then Jason Bay.

Bobby Crosby will be an excellent player 10 years from now. Jason Bay will be retired.

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wiffleberry

a piece of shit the size of a wiffle ball hanging out of someones ass

wiffleberries are not a fruit!!!

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Big Lebowski

Actually the title refers to the millionaire Jeffrey Lebowski, not The Dude.

We want the deadbeat Lebowski.

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Harsh

Many meanings: tight, unfair etc

1. Going into an orphanage and singing 'We are family'
2.Strapping a bomb to the bottom of a wheelchair and telling the person in it to run for his life
3. Going to the english wheelchair baskettball team and telling them to try thier luck at slamball
4. Asking a person with both arms amputated to give u a hand

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