shadoingdoing

Penis, dick, cock, one-eyed monster, shmeckle, pecker, johnson.

Mary likes to play with Billy's shadoingdoing after school before her parents get home.

Ernest's mom caught him stroking his shadoingdoing while watching an episode of The View.

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(to) boyle

adj., verb; characterized by extreme laziness, nonchalance, and haughtiness, up to the extreme of skipping school for several months, or acting in this way

Dude, i totally boyled that test.
Did you study? No, I was up all night playing computer games.

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jiggawut

Asking a ghetto-crawler "what?"

"Man, we need to go back to my crib right quick"

"Jiggawut?"

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Lorena Bobbitt

That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.

"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."

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pinkeye

a cool person

That guy is a real pinkeye

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schiza

meaning poo, or crap, often used in place of "shit"

"You are a piece of schiza." "Schiza, I hit my thumb."

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Fender

No, this is not part of a car, that is a bumper.

'Fender-Bender' wtf is that

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