fashionably incognito

The state of one's dress when wearing dark-colored yet trendy/fashionable clothes at night so as to remain inconspicuous.

Person 1: Dude look, I'm wearing my Oakleys and my black cashmere Gap sweater and matching scarf, nobody can see me.
Person 2: Dude you're fashionably incognito! Like ohmygawd, where did you get those shoes??

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ass pumper

one who pumps men in the ass

Allen Hamilton is an ass pumper

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sha-nay-nay

going down a hill on an inner tube, where one person is on the bottom, with one, two or three people on top.

"Sha-nay-nay time, sorry lepper boy, your left out."

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salvia divinorum

A sacred Mexican herb said to have been given to mexicans by space travellers. It very rarely reproduces on it own accord and has to be perpetuated by making cuttings. Still legal in the UK due to it being so new. A crap (legal) cannabis alternative. Smoking it makes you feel shitty, this is followed by an immediate come-down which is also very odd. Drinking an infusion is exactly the same but slower. Quite expensive too - top notch cannabis bud is much cheaper and better. Salvia Tastes like sour attic dust. If you have to buy some get 10x strength or above.

Fuck me that Salvia bottle bag has completely spasticated me i can't move - when will it wear off?

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lederhosen

a tight fitting pants that cut off genitiles

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snarftastic

1. wonderful
2. happy

this pudding is snarftastic

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turbo

deftly cramming ones thumb up an unsuspecting person's ass (usually though the trousers) causing them to leap up or forward in 'turbo' mode.

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