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An annual excuse for girls to dress like sluts and get away with it.
Girl 1: I'm going to be a ______ for Halloween.
Girl 2: What's your costume look like?
Girl 1: I'm wearing my ______ underwear and _____ bra and heels.
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verb - "to obtain something that is unusually great or unexpected, but still pretty good."
noun - "something unusually great or unexpected, but still pretty good"
"Your girlfriend is such a mise!"
"I had to mise my last fireblast off the top to win the match, and I did! I'm such a miser!"
"I can't sleep, as my roommate and her boyfriend have been mising all night long in the next room. =("
"'Mise!' he cheered gleefully when he learned that his opponent had misregistered his deck."
"With all the holiday shoppers, I can't believe that I mised a front row parking space!"
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A lame excuse offered by a major television network after broadcasting nude images of a used singer.
Seeing Janet Jackson's Tits on National TV.
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A guy is banging a girl from behind, with a dip in his mouth, spitting into the crevice in her lower back while having sex. He pulls out, rubs his tip in the dip spit, and reinserts. Alas, the spicy cajun dipstick.
Rex was banging his girl the other day and gave her a cajun dipstick.
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phoenixpalooza is an event by which people drive to phoenix az to drink lots of alcohol, shoot guns, and fall asleep on the floor with orgasmo on in the background for at least the 7th time.
I will attend Phoenixpalooza on Dec. 3rd.
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Adderall, especially when used by college students as a recreational drug or a study aid. See also vitamin r.
He took some vitamin a and studied all night for that history exam.
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