Bogbash

Masturbating whilst on or near the toilet.

Hey where's Dan? He's been in the toilet a while! Oh I think he went for a Bogbash.

Rat

A fairly attractive female (depending on alcohol consumption).

Mate look at at that lovely bit of rat over there. Or more simply the word rat can be called from any male member of the group who believes he has spotted a rather sexy chick. Upon which the other males will soon scan the area for the potential rat and either give their approval or disgust. False calling of this word is highly frowned upon.

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