Kony Creator

When someone is succesful in a particular endeavor beyond their wildest dreams, causing one to undress in public in the middle of the day while slapping their ham and dispensing knuckle guppies all over the sidewalk.

"Dude what is Tony doing??"

"You didn't here the good news? He got an A++ on his math final!?"

"No way, he was only shooting for a C-."

"Yea, I asked him if he'd like to celebrate and get a couple pops, but he was acting kind of strange, but then I realized he just had to decompress and go Kony Creator for a bit."

crotch botch

An unwanted pregnancy.

For real!? This is my third crotch botch this year!

red cloud

What is produced when a women queefs during her monthly cycle.

"I just got in a fight with my wife again, she's on her period.
She was so angry, she produced a red cloud!"

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