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1. British slang for engaging in entercourse without he use of a condom.
2. Unprotected sex
Last night my new girl friend and I finally went all the way! I got all up in her with out a Wellington! Felt everything!
A term used to describe the genitals of an elderly woman.
As the new pool boy in Punta Gorda, Fl . I get so much gray cat it's unbelievable!
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When out of anger or rage, one shits themselves in frustration.
When I told dad to check his pockets when he accused me of losing the boat key. The look on his face let me know he took an anger dump. Later the keys were located in his pocket.
When you gotta shit so bad, and the only toilet is in a public place but there's no latch on the stall door.
I was at the beach when all those tacos I had for lunch hit my lower intestine and I just had to shit. Unfortunately there was no latch on the door, so I had an uneasy sense of insecurity the entire bowel movement. That was one unsafe shit
A combination of the and orange. Otherwise is the only word that rhymes with orange.
Braden: hey what rhymes with orange?
Tom: thorange.
Braden: thanks!
this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
Nothing says weirdness like keeping a can of cranberry sauce by the bed at night as a snack
After leaving the soup kitchen, Daniel made his way back to the homeless camp. That night he ate a Hobo-Thanksgiving.