Halflete

A member of the television sports media who wears skinny pants/suits and those annoying non-dress shoes with the white sole as if they were sneakers.

That dude in ESPN is a halflete, standing on a fake football field pretending he's a real athlete.

Hateddor

A redditor who perpetually thrives on downvoting, especially specific redditors they have a disliking of.

(Didn't we get asked By Reddit to be positive a month or so ago? Ain't working with this c**t a**-crowd.)

Use in a sentence implied:

"Will all the hateddors please stop downvoting me!"

~Serena Williams