Bidness

Distortion of "business." Used to denote business that is illicit, awesome, or both.

1. Bob: Have you been doing any bidness?
John: No, man. I'm clean.

2. Bob: Did you blow up the secret Nazi stronghold?
John: Yes, I took care of bidness.

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CLAWYS

Acronym for:
Currently laughing at what you said.
Synonym for LOL.
Pronounced (CLAW-wis)

Tom: I fell down the stairs at school today.
Dick: CLAWYS!

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