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When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob from behind and you leave a fudge stripe on her forehead.
That chick was blowing that dude from behind and he totally left the keebler elf behind.
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1) when you think you see a hot chick and it's a dude with long hair. 2) When you think you see a hot chick from afar, but upon the close up walk by you see that she was a 'good from afar, but far from good'. 3) When you are checking out a hot chick who is walking by, you pause and wait to look as she passes behind you and the chick that actually walks by and you look at is a hag.
I thought I saw a hot chick, but it was just a dude with long hair; what an eye fuck that was.
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Push Model - A model who knows that he/she is not a model and we all know that he/she isnât a model, yet, they continue to press the issue by paying for and/or doing photoshoots and posting them on social media, as if it were a real shoot for something real.
All she does is âPhoto-Shootsâ with unknown photographers, post them to social media and calls herself a model. She is such a push model, pushing her wish to be a model on the innocent public.
When a chick you don't know sends you an unsolicited spread eagle shot.
That chick somehow got my number and sent me some clam spam.
When someone is snorting a rail out your asscrack and you fart and a cloud of coke blows up in their face.
He was doing a rail out her ass crack and she ripped a brown cloud on him.
Epic Boobs that may or may not be teasing you, but nonetheless are Epic T's.
Dude, she's got a great set of epitease.
When you swoop in to sneak a rail behind the party and there's nothing there and you look like the fucking shit brick dip shit mooching mother fucker that is you.
DId you see Mr. Fucking Hippy Shit sucking balls right there, he got "Na Dah"! What fuck tard mooch is he.