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Mars Tucky

The affectionate name for the Mars Hill neighborhood in Indianapolis. The main drag is Kentucky Ave. and there is a large transplant population from Harlan County, KY. In Indiana, adding the suffix -tucky is a common practice to deride an area, by comparing it to Kentucky, but, in the case of Mars Tucky, it is received as more of an homage.

Mars Tucky is:

Conveniently located near the airport

The exact opposite of Carmel, IN

Official Vehicle: 1991 Ford Ranger

by MC Stig February 19, 2010

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lynyrd skynyrd drunk

Drinking large quantities of hard liquor and rampaging throughout the ensuing blackout period.

Last night, Tim got Lynyrd Skynyrd drunk and threatened my kids.

by MC Stig January 7, 2010

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Kentucky

I tell you what, if your lookin' for a synonym for awesome, Kentucky's the word for you. This state's got it all. Did you ever hear of Ft. Knox? In Kentucky. How about the Alamo? Okay that's in Texas, but, there's a lot of killer stuff in Kentucky, anyway. I-64, I-65, I-75. Got the idea, there are a bunch of Interstate Highways in Kentucky. We like 'em so much that we built some of our own limited access highways. Education...did I mention the extensive network of highways? In Eastern Kentucky there's a buttload of coal and, let's just say, plenty of Kentucky's number one cash crop (weed). Western Kentucky has the Corvette factory and is part of the New Madrid Fault Zone. Louisville thinks they're better than everybody else and Northern Kentucky is basically a suburb of Cincinnati. Central Kentucky is a vast wasteland predominated by hyena and the occasional antelope. Kentucky offers a broad range of experiences to the person who is willing to set aside preconceived notions that this state is a backwater inhabited by inbred heathens.

Civil War General, "Coloniel" Harlan Sanders invented fried chicken.

Kentucky is landlocked, so if the shit goes down, we're in a great defensive position (and pretty well armed).

Most of the Ohio River lies within the borders of Kentucky. I swear to God.

by MC Stig January 9, 2010

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