Columbused

This is the exact moment in time that you realize that someone , obviously not the first, is telling you that they were indeed the first to do , invent , solve or to discover something.

I’ve just been Columbused !

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A Screaming Chewbacca Fart

A royal screaming fart that : you only cut lose once, that builds to a crescendo by the second, that you release only after you’ve cased all perimeters , looked thru an infrared scope , verified that all the batteries in the fire detectors around you are still charged , thrown a Hail Mary pass & had a personal consult with your Ring Home Security System.

I was finally able to let lose on a Screaming Chewbacca Fart once I sprinted thru the entire concert hall & found the door to the sound proof recording booth.