Pe-ewfume

When a women's perfume smells terrible and/or unattractive. Can also be applied to a man's cologne.

Man 1: That girl smells terrible.

Man 2: Dude, I know. That's some terrible pe-ewfume she's got on.

Chink Eye

The Chink Eye is the Asian/Oriental version of the Stink Eye.

Friend 1: "Dude, I went to that Chinese cafe downtown, and I guess I didn't tip too well."

Friend 2: "What happened?"

Friend 1: "The Chinese guy behind the counter gave me the Chink Eye!"

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