redneck tool box

a tool box containing only WD-40 and duct tape. 90% of things can repaired with these two items. If it is suppose to move and doesn't, then use WD-40 on it. If ain't suppose to move and does, then use the duct tape on it!

I can fix almost anything with my redneck tool box!

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yankee turn

When someone driving in front of you turns suddenly because they are lost and almost miss their road. You have to lock up your breaks to avoid hitting them in the ass end.

I almost plowed into that tourist because he did a yankee turn!

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Friend

A blue sheep that ghostbur loved and was blown up by dadza

Ghostbur:where’s friend
Dadza:I don’t know mate

Blue

You get blue dye to throw your sadness away

Girl:here have some blue