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Paper Mache

When an man ejaculates onto many sheets of toilet paper, and then sticks those pieces of toilet paper onto a person, using the cum like glue.

Hey, you want play a game called paper mache? It's different from the artistic past time.

by MD Quak March 1, 2017


Carrot Cake

When engaged in sexual intercourse, in particular with a redhead with a prominent bush, one pulls out and ejaculates onto said bush, leaving it appear to frosted.

I pulled out and gave that girl a carrot cake last night.

by MD Quak March 1, 2017


Thunder Buddies

Two people are thunder buddies when they have sexual intercourse under their blanket(s) during a loud thunderstorm, so that no one can hear there screams.

Hey, there's a big storm coming in, and I love the ambiance. You want to be thunder buddies?

by MD Quak March 1, 2017

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