Phillies

World Champions.

World Fucking Champions!

The 0-2 pitch...Swing and a miss; he struck him out! The Phillies are the World Champions of baseball!

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Butcher and Bolt

Having sex with a female and leaving shortly after to attend other activities.

Origin: The phrase 'Butcher and Bolt' originated in the late 19th century as a military term to describe punitive expeditions in which a military element invaded a foreign land to exact revenge (or otherwise punish) before a timely withdrawal.

Male 1: Where have you been, we're on the second keg!
Male 2: I was over at Allie's.
Male 1: Nice - butcher and bolt?
Male 2: Heyyooo.

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