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The theme song of Metal Sonic.
Sonic Fan #1: I love Stardust Speedway Bad Future JP Version. Can't get enough of the "Hue Hue Hue"
Sonic Fan #2: Personally, I prefer the US Version of Stardust Speedway Bad Future.
Sonic Fan #1 proceeds to give Sonic Fan #2 the beating of a lifetime.
Apparently the most powerful Marvel character in the MCU who makes brief cameo's in the Guardians of the Galaxy universe.
Some MCU fans watching Gaurdians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
MCU Fan 1: Wait! Rewind! See that duck?
MCU Fan 3: Yeah.
MCU Fan 1: That's Howard the Duck. The strongest character in the whole Marvel Canon.
MCU Fans besides MCU Fan 1: Thats fucking stupid.
MCU Fan 1: Oh yeah? Read these.
MCU Fans read comics of Howard the Duck being the strongest.
MCU Fan 4: Oh my god!
MCU Fan 2: Did that duck just wipe the floor with the Beyonder and The Man above all?!
MCU Fan 1: Told Ya.
The Superhero Alter-ego of Kyle Brovloski who can fly and shoot lasers with his eyes. A member of Coon and Friends. A parody of Superman.
Here's an exosuit for the day The Human Kite betrays me. - The Coon
A Holllywood actor who acts as the comedic protagonist in PG-13 and R rated movies. Known for playing Deadpool.
Comic Con Fan: Yo, It's Ryan Reynolds! Hey! Mr. Reynolds! Come here! I need your autograph!
Ryan Reynolds: Yeah? What do ya need?
Comic Con Fan: Sign my Deadpool toy!
Ryan Reynolds: Ok
*Ryan Reynolds signs deadpool toy*
Comic Con Fan: Thanks!
An American comedian who is also an actor. Likes to play characters in blue with a need for speed and/or a sense of adventure. Best known for playing Sonic the Hedgehog in the Sonic the Hedgehog movies and Jean-Ralphio Saperstein in Parks and Recreation.
Ben Shwartz: I played Jean-Ralphio Saperstein from Parks and Rec. He was THE WOOOOOOOORST!!!
1. A student who loves facts that most people wouldn't give a fuck about. Dresses in glasses, ties, braces, and pocket protectors
2. A piece of the candy of the same name, Nerds.
3. A deogratory term for someone who's engrossed in pop culture.
1. Nerd: Did you know that Bananas have potassium in them, making them slightly radioactive?
Homer Simpson/Jock/Bully: NEEEEEEEERRRRRRD!!!
2. Fat Guy: Want a nerd?
Fat Guy's Hot Girlfriend: Sure thing. You can have a gummy bear in exchange.
3. Target Cashier #1/Betty: Star wars? Huh? I just can't get enough of The Mandalorian on Disney plus!
Target Cashier #2/Henry: Hey Wade! Get a load of Betty! The Star Wars Nerd!
Target Cashier #3/Wade: Yeah! I think she makes fanart of her giving Boba Fett a Plumpkin at a Hot Topic Bathroom!
Target Manager/ Jeff: Wade, Henry, get back to work this instant! And stop making fun of Betty!
Target Cashier #2/ Henry: Okay Boss.
Target Cashier #3/Wade: Won't happen again Jeff.
Holding one of your Nostrils down and blowing real hard while your nose is filled with mucus. Can be used on assholes at a dinner party.
Rude Guy: *Snot rockets on a Hot Gal*
Hot Gal: Eew! You just snot rocketed in my mouth!