philth

one who appears to be squeaky clean, but is actually utter filth.

word is uttered with extra 'ph' to give gravitas to how filthy this specimen of human male is.

philth is naturally tiny like a pygmy, as the filthiest things in the world come in small packages

"Look at that bloke coming on to that poor girl. He's just philth."

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johnny depp

the hottest old guy in hollywood!!!!!!

for some reason i always thought that his name was spelt jonny
....i liked it better that way.....

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Jade Puget

The guitar player and background vocals for AFI.. And the sexiest man alive...

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black underwear

A type of lingerie that is really better off sitting on the ground. Usually indicates the wearer's desire for sex.

I want sex tonight, so I shall wear black underwear.

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kidz bop

the worst fuckin idea in history of forever whatever dumbass thought that up RLY needs to die or be killed

person #1-"Can you beleive that they have made seven volumes of kidz bop? It's awful man!!!"
person #2-"I know but u gotts let go man"

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spatzel

German noodles, or when you think it's going to be a fart and you end up spraying the inside of your shorts.

I'll have the Jagerschnitzel mit spatzel.

Dude, I think I just made some spatzel in my drawers...

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bohemian rhapsody

the best song ever made

"...hit me where the wind blows..."

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