Swanada

What you'd get if Canada and Switzerland joined together for some reason.

(sounds cool!)

Have ye ever been to Swanada? tis quite the place.

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Canada

Canada is a country where college kids go if they live too far from Mexico. It's considered nippy at -20 C, but not quite cold until we hit -40 C.
The term peace is not achieved through fighting but through actual peace. Despite the fact that Canada's military is constantly insulted by our Southern neighbours, some still complain that we don't help them out. A country where "God Bless Canada" is not proclaimed every five minutes because we are aware that not everybody follows one belief.
And the boys are still hot without the beer.

Canada is fun. You should do it too!

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uphers

Slang word for a womyn's ovaries.

"My uphers hurt.....damn period!"

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frienatic

Inspired by the television sitcom "Friends".

Marked by excessive enthusiasm and devotion for the show Friends.

Oh my god, she is a Frienatic!

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St.edward

A little elementry school in the middle of tennessee with a lame ass principal, like father ryan wishes it was notre dame and there is only 2 frikin irish people in the school

little kindergardeners from St.Bernard beat the fith graders in basketball at st.edward...again

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Oxford, Ohio

A drinking town with a college problem

GREEN BEER DAY, only found in Oxford

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shaggy 2 dope

1/2 of the rap duo Insane Clown Posse. as of 2003, he has red and brown dreadlocks and had exactly 14 tattoos. he also has 3 children, (2 of his kids' names are tattooed on his stomach)

did i mention he was HOT?!

shaggy 2 dope is dope, yo!

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