Flormichian

A person who used to live in Florida/Michigan and has moved to the opposite state.

Ex. I moved from MI to FL.

I consider myself from both states.
I am Flormichian

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SGB

Super ghetto booty

That girl has a huge SGB!

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frumpy

a male penis

hey bitch get on the floor and i'll beat you with my frumpy

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5 second rule

if you drop a piece of food on the ground (most likely, something that you've taken a long time to prepare, at a time of crisis right before this needs to be served, or after a long day), you have 5 seconds to pick it up and it will be fine. While it still has germs, these 3 words just may give you peace of mind.

Crap! I just dropped the souffle I've been working on for 3 hours! And Jackie is getting here in 5 minutes! *picks it up* 5 second rule will have to do I guess.

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pickerington

A bunch of people who do a lot of picking and a grining.

pickerington student: "I met my wife at the family reunion"

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pickerington

A bunch of hillbillies who's parents are too cheap to let them play sports.

"Did you hear how pickerington actually played last week?"

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My Salsa

A spicy, Mexican dip. This expression came from D12's "My Band" and is supposedly their next song.

"My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa"

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