When you have long curly messy hair. Ginger/red headed people are most likely to contract the Jew biff although it is not unheard of in other colour tones of hair especially Brown and black.
"check out that guy's fro'"
"nae he has a Jew biff"
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When said persons has small hands and feet and is able to wear small shoes and children's gloves, then one has contracted Asian fiffy.
Me-"You wear size 5 shoes and you're 19?"
Infected-"Yeh i have the Asian fiffy :("
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