When your penis is extremely small (almost mouse sized) so you can fit in someoneâs ear giving a strange sensation in the ear
The bouncer tried to kick me out of the night club so I brought him into the toilets and gave him a Moulin Dermo
When you accidentally leave your tripod in between two parked vans on the Eurotunnel and a one van suddenly rolls forward and the tripod is replaced by a mouse penis
As far as I know heâs the first person to ever have Eurotunnel surgery. Itâs easier for him to walk now anyway