WTGML

a little reminder to a young adult male akin to the more well-known WWJD, but more practical to everyday life--"Will this get me laid?"

Tom: "hey, marcus, look at that ugly-ass girl! you gotta say something!"
Marcus: (hm, but those hot girls are watching... WTGML?) "nah tom, i think i'll pass"

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tent-pitcher

(n.) A great idea, enticing enough to induce an erection just by thinking about it.

"Oh, man! I just got a tent-pitcher!"

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