Morning Woodn't

Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.

John woke up next to a random chick that he had met at the bar and it was found he had a morning woodn't.

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slice

1/8 of a pizza. commonly used in NY, I dunno about anywhere else... It is unnecessary to say "of pizza" following it.

Pizzaguy: What can I get you today, sir?
customer: I'd like one slice please.

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pump

the shortened term for a dance arcade game, Pump it up, similar to dance dance revolution, except the arrows point in diagonal directions and there is a button in the center as well. It originates from korea.

Let's go to the arcade and play some pump.

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Toe Toe

Tore Up!

"ohhh shit, you is Toe Toe bro"!

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