boilerplate

1. The standardized, non-specific parts of a contract; the fine print that gets tacked on by lawyers to protect themselves and their clients.

2. The unsubscription notice at the bottom of bulk emails from the spam operations that bother to pretend that they comply with the CANSPAM legislation. (first used by Paul Graham in his groundbreaking essays on spam)

Origin: The American Press Association shared its building with a sheet-iron processing plant when it was founded 1892. Chicago printers dubbed the noisy American Press offices a boilerplate factory, and boilerplate became the word used to refer to the third-rate filler that the syndicated news agency turned out.

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mad dog

the nickname of one of the greatest white NBA players of all-time Mark Madsen

Look at Mad Dog strut down the court after that dunk!

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vampyre

A dyslexic vampire

a blood sucker

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shyzer

A derivitive meaning to take a shit

Ahhhh man I gotta take a shyzer.

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snowflakes

A euphemism for cocaine, or crack rock.

When Johnny told me that he was shaving snowflakes, I thought he was going crazy!

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warto

small rubber humped devient creature that uses the tips of its fingers to smell and spends a lot of time with its fingers inserted in its anus. can be found leaving notes for milkmen with the words transcribed 'no more cheese!' on it.

"there goes a warto again, taking advantage of the legion of mary"

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Tripin

you say something that isnt true.

Elgin was tripin when he said that he wasnt straight.

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