new york yankees

The greatest sports franchise of all time.

26 world championships and soon to change.

Bandwaggoners go because WE WIN.

I am not a bandwaggon fan though, I can tell you that.

The #1 causer of jealousy in the U.S.A.

The Yankees win theeeeee Yankees win.

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getting turboed

When you are on a computer with a power and a reset button, and you tell someone to press the "turbo" button, which is really the reset button. They will think that it makes the computer go faster, but in reality, they will lose all of their work.

Joe asks Justin, "Why is my computer going so slow?" Justin says, "Maybe you should press the turbo button!" Joe presses it, and loses all of his work, seven times. What a gay. Joe just shoed getting turboed sucks.

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badadas

mammary glands, chebs, bouncers, cannon balls, boulders, pillows, funbags

badadabadadabadada (the noise a decent-sized pair of bouncers will make if slapped from side to side, sounds like a boxer's speedball)

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fitzmas

The Charlie Brown-like sense of excitement experienced by leftists eagerly awaiting the indictment of (pleeeeease just one) high-ranking Bush Administration official in connection with the NON-outing of NON-secret agent Valerie Plame, before reality pulls a Lucy and removes the football from the path of their foot.

Merry Fitzmas, DUmmies! You gonna call for Armitage's indictment now?

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turdpower

To take control of ones excretion. To hold the power of ones turds.

Man, I had some serious turdpower going on in there.

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ABG

An ABG is an accidental boob grab, which can occur at any time, but is particularly likely during fast-paced dances like lindy hop or charleston. ABGs are not to be confused with the deliberate fondling that may be a part of bump 'n grind.

So I was dancing with Sarah, and the music got quick and I had an ABG by mistake. Then she slapped me.

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buttpoo

Another term for taking a dump or "dropping a deuce."

How's your buttpoo?

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