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To be pretentious is to make a claim or put on an act to:
A) Fit into a group.
B) Appear "better" than you are or than others.
Pretentious people often fit into 2 groups:
i) Stupid pretentious people who no nothing of the subject they are acting pretentious about.
ii) Clever pretentious people who know about the subject they are acting pretentious about but think this makes them better.
a) Look I have the same boots as you now! That makes me a true Punk/Goth/Rocker/insert generic group name.
b) You didn't like my poem? Well you probably didn't understand it. It was very deep.
i) I am a goth I love HIM.
ii) I have a degree in Philosophy...I therefore know a little more about theology than you could.
Another Example: My definition of "pretentious" is much better than the others on this site because I have an A in English.
Pretentious people often have no sense of humour and never laugh at themselves.
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Our leader next to the Sung Bung.He has slayed many a facist I.H.M. slave driver during his time in the rebellion. Hopefully he will lead us off the island of Aloysius soon so we can escape The Dimick.
Come comrades! Hagen Das is leading us to the promised land!
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A huge, thick penis measuring 8" or more in lenght, a soul pole, a meat pole.
Look lois, Clark has an enormous tally wacker!!!!
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A rotation of the mid-section-with legs apart; channeling momentum while falling and rolling on the upper part of one's back. Consecutive turntables make up the classic breakdance move, the draw-droping windmill.
"Scratch that turntable while I execute a turntable my whole-hearted African American friend."
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Orbital Frame piloted by BAHRAM pilot
Ken Marinaris.
Has a tough outer shell that acts as secondary armor.
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the act of dating a fat girl, and engaging in sexual acts with a fat girl.