shtuff

Alternative to shit, usually when one is censoring one's self mid-sentence to avoid punishment by a higher authority.

Son: Mom, will you give me 20 bucks?
Mom: What do you need it for?
Son: I need to get some (slowly)shtuff with it.

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hideous

Jeremy brauns brother (uhh i mean "sister") Naomi

"OMG She's hideous" - Rodger Lohman

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Choad

1. A variety of penis in which the diameter of the cock is greater than its length. 2. the area between the balls and asshole, also known as the "home stretch" 3. See Your Momma

Oh shit man, I got my choad stuck in the Mayonaise jar again. Fuuuuck me.

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liveline

the initial date for a certain process to begin. Antonym: deadline.

The liveline for the review of applications is November 1. The deadline for applications submission is December 1.

burndt

When you get stoned, or high it's called burndt.

I'm so....um....what's the word....BURNDT!

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bunkified

A very ugly chick

Yo that girl is bunkified

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bum darts

what happens when you need to get an A in your Calculus class,

so you stick your equation in your professor ass!!!

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