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bendovers

Polyester pants that old women wear.

My god I can't afford those fancy bendovers! They cost tree fiddy!

by MIKE April 21, 2004

43πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Deano destructor

the braking of someones glasses into their eyes through a punch.

the deano destructors gonna make u blind

by MIKE April 20, 2005

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


snow ball

blowing your load in your partners ass, sucking it out and spitting the poop/jit mixture in their mouth.

Bruce and Jim are so close, I heard for his birthday Jim gave Bruce a snowball, and it wan't even snowing out.

by MIKE October 21, 2003

43πŸ‘ 264πŸ‘Ž


mad dickin

When you're getting mad dicked, a broad is checking out your package. She is staring you down because she wants your cock (aka: dick).

That bitch was mad dickin me yo!

by MIKE December 30, 2005

10πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


lickalottapuss

a middle aged dinosaur who hasn't seen his wife's puss in eons, yet he finds more puss to munch on in order to survive

liquor i don't even know her

by MIKE July 14, 2004

13πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


TechTV

A TV network all about technology, hence the name TechTV. In my opinion the best thing EVER on TV! It has been purchased by Comcast who have now merged it with their network G4. Now it is called G4TechTV. The network is now all about games and technology. Comcast cancelled the feed of this internationally; sign the petition to get it back at www.savetech.tk if you will no longer get it!

Did you watch The Screen Savers on TechTV last night?

No, I couldnҀ™t have it is gone :'( but I saw it on G4TechTV

by MIKE June 20, 2004

83πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Shitpimple

Again coined by Elusive of TeamFHA.Com. In his day job working in Network Operations at an ISP he sees a lot of incompetency. This word was coined out of his frustration and describes those individuals who do not take the initiative to get out of bed let alone better themselves at their jobs.

1. Incompetent fuck
2. Deadbeat loser
3. Imbecile

Tom: Where's Lou?
Mike: Ahh, that fucking shitpimple wouldn't come to work because his tire spun on a dog turd.

by MIKE January 27, 2005

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž