hard copy

Paper print up of an electronic document

Print me up the hard copy, Pronto!

3👍 2👎

mustard nuts

a man with mustard on his nuts

when a man sticks his scrotum inside of a womans vagina and has her urinate on his balls while he ejaculates

im gonna give her a mustard nuts

hello paul mcartney, mustard nuts

6👍 18👎

alchemy

the study of transmutation of objects.

alchemy can fix this house with out any efort or teying.

17👍 60👎

sloth

one who plays a poker hand so slowly that the other players in the hand either fold out or fall asleep.

Moose earned sloth status since it took him fourteen minutes to call the ten cent bet.

14👍 25👎

Pornganization

1) n. The manner in which one's porn collection is organized.

2) v. The act of organizing one's porn collection.

1) "My pornganization scheme is thus: anal in one folder, hentai in one folder, vaginal in another, poses in another, etc. Porn falling into more than one category is copypasta'd to every category it falls into."

2) "Damn, I've been getting lazy with my downloads. I've just been dumping all of my porn into one folder without regard for its content. Time for a massive pornganization."

28👍 20👎

ehhhh

1. good morning
2. A salut to employees in the building

Chris: Goodmorning
Evan: ehhhh

83👍 46👎

antichristical

Pertaining to anythig anti-christ, blasphemy.

Blasphemy is anti-christical.

14👍 3👎