kinfolk

hillbilly word for family, especially extended family.

me and my kinfolk is gonna go drink moonshine and squaredance in the barn.

BFW

Big fugly woman; a completely unsexy fat girl.

Though she's plump, she's very pretty so I wouldn't say she's a BFW.

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software

1)Electronic information stored on a computer that performs tasks.

2) Slang for you mind.

1) Internet Explorer, Photoshop, Kazaa

2) "After the car crash, Bob's body was fine but his software was messed up."

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China Soul and the Spanish Bee

The sickest band in existance. Formally known as Nine Inch Males.

Dude, China Soul and the Spanish Bee kicks ass

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quived

quived: messed up, ruined, damaged

Man, the entire side of my car got quived after hitting that deer.

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notch

A huge minger, tool bag or dork.

You are a fucking notch.

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drumline

Most drummers start off playing another instrument, and then switch to drums. So they do learn how to read music. Drummers can read music anyway, because they can read rythms...and that's reading music.

Face it, you're just a pussy faced baby because you don't have the skill to be a drummer. If drumming was easy, everyone would be a drummer, and face it, you're not a drummer.

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