Jagsgate

celebrity, often used when defining someone cool

as cool as a jag.

3👍 2👎

Aloysius

The perfect example of tyrany. On our poor island we brave few are fighting an underground resistance. We have lost many great leaders and soldiers. Those of us still alive include our curent leader Don Hock and Sung Bung better known as Shil. He has been a profit to or poor morale and even speaking his name in the presence of our opressors ends with punishment. He is now and forever 1:45

English: What tha ell is Aloysius? Right O'
Deutsch: Wo ish Aloysius?
American: Our rebellion on Aloysius shall be under the command of the great Shil! No! *Bang Bang*

29👍 53👎

victory lane

Immediately before cumming placing the thumb over the urethra (like a winning race car driver with the bottle of champagne) causing the semen to shoot orders of magnitude farther than normal.

I had never seen cum shoot over 50 feet until victory lane.

8👍 3👎

human spluge

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.

I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.

8👍 9👎

JA RULE

A guy with a Hitler mustache.

Look at Ja Rule, he looks like Hitler.

57👍 29👎

ja rule

a rapper who like DMX swallowed a box of tacks

"Hey look at Ja Rule, he sucks."

20👍 23👎

cratch

NOUN. Cratch- The area of skin in the crease formed where one's leg meets one's crotch.

Man, after a run, my cratch gets all chaffed and sweaty, I need to wear boxer-briefs!

22👍 13👎