podunk

a small unsignificant village or town

that is a cute podunk.

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Gorbachev

When one smears poop on the forehead of a sleeping person similar to the birthmark on the forehead of Mikhail Gorbachev, famous Russian premier

Hes gonna be real bitter when i give him a gorbachev tonight

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frumpy

ADJ. A milder word for describing a young female as slightly overweight, and homely all at once.

I hope none of my friends find out I had sex with Jenny jenny, she's frumpy.

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scraphouse

slang term for the McDonalds restaurant chain. Any McDonalds, due to the poor quality of food and grease, can be considered a scraphouse.

see: McDonalds

Dude, im poor. all we can eat is scraphouse

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Randy West

The only male pornstar who fakes an orgasm. Apparently, his system was depleted of semen sometime during the mid eighties.

Randy West: If you think that pornography disrespects women, let me ask you this. What about gay porn?

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crusty mummy

when a girl is asleep, a man ejaculates on her eyes overnight, resulting in crusting over so she cannot open her eyes in the morning

"it took me 4 hours to get my vision back after that crusty mummy"

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the jane

Sister jane, a deputy of dimick. Uses her old fasion knowledge of math to torture the enslaved

my brain... Aaaaaaaaah!

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