The Spa-Cheemi Chin

When a male sits on a female's face, she licks his balls while he grinds his butthole on the point of her chin, leaving her with a mini-goatee.

Last night I gave your mom a Spa-Cheemi Chin !!

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shnozzle

A big nose like Shnozzle its a shnozz nozzle like the end of a hose so shnozzle
see shnozzletov

hey ian has a big shnozzle

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chroms

(chro)nic (m)asturbation (s)yndrome, the act of uncontrolable masturbation due to lack of sex.

Shit, I haven't seen my bitch in a while, I got the chroms!

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Houey and Rachial

A ttally awsome band concisting of two awsome guys. With hits such as "i want to be the very best" from pokemon and the two man bowser theme song from a mario game. They have not came out with any CDs yet but are planning to make one when they get a mike.

(at the same time)
S-DOOWWW do duo DOW dooOO DOO DOWWW DOWWW do do dowwww

M-do dO DO Do do dO DO Do do dO DO Do do dO DO Do do

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fishkill bum

A legally retarded bum that walks the streets of Fishkill in search of garbage to sell at the flea market. Also says "Hey Guy" when he sees you.

I was walking around the flea market and the saw the fishkill bum selling his usual dumpster dived wares.

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DMT

Rare, sought-after (by some) drug. Usually white/off-white crystalline powder. Related to a number of chemicals currently sold on the internet, however these are poor substitutes. The high can best be defined as a super-intense, half-hour trip. Subjectively it's " mental profile " is like that of mushrooms but is " visual profile " is like acid. The onset can best be defined as a psychedelic crack-rush. usually smoked in a glass pipe, smoke tastes like shit. Most often available in NorCal & Oregon from long-time heads.

Smoked some DMT. saw the elves. saw the mother-goddess creature-complex. saw the universe reduced to a tiny point of light. came back. crazy night.

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Conan O'Brien

The Johnny Carson of modern times. Conan really came into his own after his second banana, Andy Richter, left the show in the late 90s. O'Brien recieved the high honor of being the replacement to Jay Leno at the end of the decade. Famous characters from his show include Triumph the insult comedy dog and the masturbating bear.

"Right now its time to look....into the future!"
"The future Conan?"
"Yes that's right (enter guest's name here)! Its time to look all the way....to the year 2000!"

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