dradle

a jewish girl with no legs

I spun that dradle until she honked on me.

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coca cola

Originally a liquid headache medicine, until it was realized that it tastes oh-so sweet. (Though it does cure headaches still) Now sold internationally, and has become a sponsor of most movie theatres, which sucks, because before you can watch your movie, you have to watch 20 minutes of Coca-Cola ads. I love coke, but show me my damn movie.

"Oy! I got a headache!"
"Here, have a coke! It's refreshing!"

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bgs

'bloody good stuff' can be used with anything but has particular use when tasting or talking about beer. Can be sent on phones and chat for quickhand.

person 1: What do you think of girl x?
person 2: bgs

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taxicosis

(taxes + toxicosis) - a seasonal depression caused by tax preparations; an acute condition of majority of population every March and April. Symptoms: weakness, exhaustion, nausea, melancholy, etc.

Cf. toxicosis, a pathological condition caused by the action of a poison or toxin.

You look a sort of depressed. What happened? - A usual spring condition: taxicosis.

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gihugical

Of immense proportions, incomprehensibly huge.

The deficit in California is gihugical

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fantastical

of or relating to two objects used in the same sentence or idea that do not normally belong together.

mathematically equal to one (1) lightyear + one (1) standard unit of amazingness

Dragon Pillow? Thats fantastical.

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dred

bad minded, bad, cruel.

You dred boss.

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