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A unit is seven hundred grams of heroin, coke, etc.
My Eyetalian friend promised me a unit straight off the boat this week. I can't wait.
6π 22π
a pump installer that insists on burning up large horsepower electric motors upon start-up and then start screaming like a woman while running to the river to fill pop cans to put out the flames.
Pumpy flamey has once again snatched defeat from the hands of victory.
4π 14π
The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.
He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.
Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.
Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."
Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."
Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."
13π 24π
To lose one's mind as a result of a major emotional shock, from the pilot episode of the television series Wonderfalls:
(Jaye discovers that her sister Sharon is a lesbian)
Jaye: Does Mom know?
Sharon: She would unspool!
Jaye: Can I tell her?
31π 8π
Someone who is afraid of irregularly small midgets who have germs.
Val Kilmer is a microphobe because he contracted VD from a surprisingly attractive cast member in that Willow movie.
2π 1π
in the manner of ostriches and related birds
He hid his head in the sand struthiously.
2π 1π
1. ecstasy pills
2. drooping layers of fat around the midsection
1. My girl loves eatin rolls.
2. That girl's get mad rolls on her.
914π 188π