minging

Minging is a word that has it's origins with the British Army, It started to become mainstream around five years ago.
With regards to the word's meaning it is most correctly applied to an object that is dirty but can also mean drunk, disgusting or ugly. I can also be replaced with gipping, gopping, gouting or any other word ending in "ing" as it's not the syllables but the rthym that are important here.

"Your boots are minging,
your plumes in shite,
Your balls are swinging from left to right...."
or; I'm minging drunk, let's get mingining,
but also "Euchh, your locker is full of ming!"
even...I shagged this right hippocrocadilapig, she yas minging!

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slampig

a girl who screws alot or steals ones boyfriend

jill is such a slampig she's been out with 4 guys this week

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WOT

Waste of Time. A male or female that leads you on or plays mind games with you. One that has cruel intentions.

I was gonna call Laura today but I didn't bother cause she's a WOT.

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lugnutt

when having sex with your woman from behind, you throw a piece of metal on her back substituting for an orgasm. once she turns around and says whats that you slap her with your dick and you then cum in her eye.

man my bitch is trippin cause i just hit her with a lugnutt!

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Phwayadoin'

Short for "What are you doing?" Used when somebody is doing something stupid or selfish, particularly if they are annoying you in doing so.

e.g. A group of people are talking and blocking the pavement. You walk past and say "phwayadoin'?!" to them with an evil on your face.

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xptek

Someone with a large anus or unusually small Genitalia

OMG you are such a xptek you big arsed small balls freak

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adam sandler

Former Saturday Night Live actor who is well-known for milking out the same jokes. Always seems very desperate for attention.

Look at me--I'm a Jew!

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