jughead

Noun. A penis whose crown is larger in girth than the rest of its shaft circumference.

My jughead was hard to get in Katy last night.

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Goombafied

Covered in slimy green substance

She fell in the lake and she got all goombafied

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klavier

German for piano, but also Rammsteins best song... (About remembering Love murder and insanity)

Ich spiel das klavier (Do I have the right gender?)
2. Dort Am Klavier Lauschte ich ihr...

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Muldoon

Female reproductive organ.
See tooter for male repoductive organ.

Kids, stop laughing at the dog.
She has a nice Muldoon.

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Cacka

Australian term, used by fishermen to describe under-sized and juvenile crustaceans such as Crabs, Marron, and especially Rock Lobsters.

I went and checked the pots this morning and they were full, but unfortunately they were all cackas and I had to throw them back.

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bioplagiarism

a term in bioinformatics: unsolicited cloning as a violation of the copyright law.

All of us are fleshy citations from our ancestors. Who cares about quotation marks? Bioplagiarism is in the order of things.

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birac attack

when a chick knows her role and opens her a-hole.

man that hoe got a birac attack

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